Y U NO Pangea?!

I'm rather upset today.
Not with anyone in particular.
Just with the continents.

I really wish we were living during the Paleozoic or Mesozoic eras, which is like, way before the internet existed, when the earth's continents were all smooshed up together like biscuits when you bake them too close together.

It was called "Pangea".

Source

They didn't have big spaces of air and land and water in between the continents back then. I'm pretty sure you could just sommer walk right from one side to the other. No need to board expensive coaches or smelly busses. And certainly no need to bid people goodbye with half your tears stuck in your throat and the other half up your nose because you don't know when you'll see them again because these damn plane companies make everything expensive nowadays.
No, back in Pangea, everyone must've just been like, "Bru, I'm off to the South, check you next week. No it's kiff hey, don't need a bike, I'll just walk it hey."

I may have a slightly damaged perception of space and distance, but like srsly, Pangean okes must've had it easy.

I'm leaving in two days, can you tell?