This is one of many lists I shall be making. It will be updated. Or maybe not. Maybe I will become The Nappy Master and I never again will fear the smear of the nasty feces...
Things I've gotten poo on:
My hand
The bidet (a proper floatie, boet)
A towel
His willy! Whoopsies!
The floor. Crumbly poo bits. On the floor.
Things I nearly!!! got poo on:
My freaking hoodie strings!
My friendship bracelets!
My slippers!
Note: Do not feed small children cashews. They do not digest them. They will come out WHOLE!! Looking like a very very roasted cashew. Uhhhh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! SO. DIS. GUST. ING.
ReplyDelete(You know my fecal fears.)
Soph.
I have mailed you 1x crumbly cashew and 2x crusty poo bits.
DeleteThey're very good with pesto.
:P